modestdemidov:

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

commanderspock:

bramblepatch

from Passing English of the Victorian Era

I’m gonna bring this back if it’s the last thing I do

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

rauhweltbegriff:

royalhighnessofdopeness:

VIP pearlescent Y32 on pink faced Work Meister S1’s.

K.O

cappstreetcrap:

Homeless Man in SF Mission District… - Imgur

(20th Street, it appears)

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

dialupmodem:

anxiety in one screenshot