uh huh hunnie

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever

“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

katyissuperawesome:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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houseofdawn:

I want whatever drug drake is on

kohwala:

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

#tweetlikeJaden

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

blackberryshawty:

this was really a look tho