today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar
WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
there are still school shooter fangirls on this website
do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?
I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that